DYSLEXIC JOKES

Please note that the following jokes have all been vetoed by my
friend Huw Fletcher, who is dyslexic, so please, no e-mails from
the political correctness brigade.


Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He used to lie about at night wondering if there was a Dog.

Dyslexia rules, K.O.!

Did you hear about the dyslexic fetishist?
He was into M & S.

And finally (and this one is true...)

The headquarters of the National Dyslexia Association are in Reading.

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